It’s happened again. The monolithic atheist movement has been shattered by European customs. The Black Atheists of Atlanta have a show where they keep the public informed on black atheist issues. I’ve excerpted a little bit of their profoundly well contemplated ideas that appear to be refined from the upper echelons of Redneck Central.
Yes, the homosexual community is co-opting the whole atheist movement. These aren’t really atheists; they’re just angry Christians. Churches aren’t judging their lifestyle, just their sex style. [Are the churches invading bedrooms to post ratings on how well it’s done?] The churches frown on homosexuality, so you know what they’ve done? So they say “What if I leave the church; that way I don’t have to worry about no God judgin’ me. That way I’ll get with other like-minded atheists, and everything will be okay.”
Listen, homosexual friends, everything’s not okay. Don’t do that in the name of black atheism. If you are of African descent, then you accept the values, customs, and traditions of traditional African people, and homosexuality is not a traditional African custom. It is a European Graeco-Roman social custom. [That’s how Europeans greet each other.] This is a historical fact. I’m not a bigot. This is not prejudice. Traditional African society prioritizes reproduction and protection of children.
Homosexuality is a by-product of western individualism [like Broke Back Mountain?]. It’s me, me, me, me, me [unlike heterosexual relations, where we are selflessly thinking only of our partner’s enjoyment]. I don’t believe in God because of scientific reasons. When the topic of homosexuality comes up, I always bring up the Law of Reproduction. [This is one of those inviolable Laws taught in every biology class.] You’re not born that way. To say you’re born that way violates the scientific Law of Reproduction. It has nothing to do with religion. We’re not anti-homosexual. If you’re European, if you’re white, that’s their thing. If you go to their history books, they’ll tell you, we’ve been doing it for years; for centuries; this is our custom. They’ll let you know they have sex with animals. [Actually, I had been trying to hide that. These guys are just too perceptive.]
We’re the Black Atheists’ Network. We have not defined what’s best for us.
Well, … I don’t want to give away the plot. Here the video — skip to minute 3:00.
If I have any readers in Europe, I’m sorry. I hadn’t meant to give away your secret, but it would have come out anyway once this video goes viral. I just wanted to warn all of those atheists in America what’s in store for us.