I stole this book from the Unreasonable Faith blog. Although I’ve known about the quaint habits of whiptail lizards since high school, it didn’t occur to me that something needs to be done about it until I read this
I didn’t want for you to have to see the photos of these horrible perversions of nature. Fortunately, there is something we can do. This is curable, and all we need to do is buy some congressional lobbyists to have money earmarked for Michele Bachmann’s husband to teach these slimy creatures to lead a Christ-centered life and stop their heinous practices.
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