God is omnipresent except in schools. That’s because the Supreme Court required all schools to be lined with lead so God couldn’t peek in. If your God is so easily defeated by a body like the Supreme Court, it’s time to start looking for another more dependable God.
It’s similar to God’s omnipotence; He can’t defeat iron chariots (Judges 4:13-16). Now we know two of God’s weaknesses (other that His logic and His righteousness and justice).
Before you accuse me of blasphemy, the blasphemy is right there on the T-shirt.